GRN Vagineer
Creator honorcrocketts
Creation 20 November 2011
Debut Polite Spy and the big city
Type Mutant
Alignment Chaotic Evil
Attitude Bad-tempered
Fighting style Melee
Abilities Great right-arm strength
Stock Vagineer abilities
Status Alive
Occupation Unknown
Superiors The Original Vagineer
Allies Other Vagineers
Enemies Karma Soldier
Polite Spy

The GRN Vagineer is a robust, rare species of the Vagineer. He was created by YouTube user honorcrocketts.

Personality and Behaviour

The GRN Vagineer is a semi-aquatic and malicious creature. He is prone to either swim in the sea or rush on the ground in order to pounce on a victim, using his giant fist with massive strength. He seems to enjoy performing these feats as he always laughs afterward.

While they seem slightly more intelligent than their RED brethren, they still are not particularly eloquent and usually just scream or laugh.

Powers and Abilities

The GRN Vagineer has access to stock Vagineer abilities such as Limb Regeneration, but he also has a noticeably enlarged right hand, which vastly enhances his physical strength (at least in said arm). He is able to knock down most opponents with one full-power hit from his enlarged fist.

Due to a preference for a more amphibious lifestyle, he typically ambushes his targets out of bodies of water, and is adept at swimming.

He can also rush towards enemies with surprising speed, and he is able to swim very fast as well. In addition, he knows how to move completely unnoticed while still being well-aware of his victims' positions.

Moreover, he is known to be capable of voluntarily vomiting on his enemies. However, it only seems to disturb them rather than dealing any actual damage.

Faults and Weaknesses

  • Like the other members of the species, they are not immune to special abilities or unconventional but effective attacks.
  • Moreover, a GRN Vagineer's head seems to be particularly vulnerable. A single revolver bullet is able to destroy the head completely, and the Vagineer may collapse if one is punched in the head.


  • It seems that maggot urine is able to kill a GRN Vagineer outright in one hit. However, this was probably for comedic effect rather than being an actual weakness.

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