Thieving BLU Soldiers

Origin
Thieving BLU Soldiers

Creator	OluapPlayer
Creation	September 23rd, 2010
Debut	Some random Gmod video on Badlands
Characteristics
Type	Thieves
Alignment	Neutral Evil
Attitude	Kleptomaniacal
Fighting style	All ranges
Abilities	Soldier arsenal Weapon spam Sheer numbers
Status
Status	Stealing hats
Occupation	Thieves
Superiors	Commander Private
Allies	BLU Gentlemanly Demo
Enemies	Official Heavy Spy and Spy Nnnngh Snipers Jane Doe

"Your ASS did not prepare you for the level of violence
you'll meet on my DICK!"

―Commander Private threatens Oluapland's inhabitants

The Thieving BLU Soldiers are an evil organization composed by TF2 Freaks who steal hats from people all around Oluapland.

Overview

The army is mostly composed by BLU Team Soldiers. They are known for always being in groups and always shouting nonsense such as "SEE!", "YES!", "PAIN", "SEY!" (Yes backwards), "DICK!", etc. and also are known to make very distorted smiles and make very rude gestures to other people. They could be seen as the BLU team counterparts of the Nnnngh Snipers.

The lowest ranking troops look completely standard, while others, usually higher ranking Soldiers, wear Gentle Manne's Service Medals along with a certain Soldier hat. These usually lead the hatless ones around their missions at stealing hats.

Their main objective is to obtain hats by stealing them from their original owners. The high number of Soldiers in the army make them fairly effective in their job. If someone fights back or refuses to give his hat easily, the Soldier will fight back using any weapon from the regular Soldier equipment, mainly Rocket Launchers, Shotguns and melee weapons. They have a tendency to fire their apparently endless supply in a lightning fast succession, whilst giving the middle finger to their opponents.

Thieving BLU Soldiers are enemies with all RED Demomen and will attack them on sight. They remain indifferent toward BLU Demomen, though, especially BLU Gentlemanly Demo.

Notable Members

Commander Private

Commander Private is the supreme leader of the Thieving BLU Soldier Army.

Equipped with a Soldier's Stash, a Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, and a Fancy Dress Uniform, Private was the very first Thieving BLU Soldier, and leads his troops to certain spots of all of Oluapland.

He is the most powerful Soldier of the entire army, and is known to be very skilled in sword combat. His physical strength greatly surpasses those of his army, seeing as he is capable of wrestling against Official Heavy himself. His main weapon of choice is a Half-Zatoichi.

Commander Private is the only Thieving BLU Soldier capable of respawning. He has been killed at least three times in the past; once by a Groudon during his first sortie (to Badlands), another time by Official Heavy when the latter attacked and destroyed the Thieving BLU Soldier base at Gullywash, with Private being the last to fall, and again by the renegade Thieving Tin Soldier.

Sergeants

A Tank Buster Soldier armed with a Black Box who led a small troop in Fastlane. Held an extreme hatred towards hippies and happy people. He and his troop were killed by an Engineer and a Saharan Spy. Deceased.
A Chieftain's Challenge-wearing Soldier leading a large troop in Target. Used dirty tricks such as shielding himself with a civilian to defend himself and only himself. He was killed by an Engineer who summoned Dog from Half-Life 2. Deceased.
An Exquisite Rack-wearing Soldier, right-hand man of a Pyromancer's Mask-wearing Pyro in his mission to take down King Demoman's castle. First killed by Demopan, he was later revived as a zombie to fight Official Heavy, but was quickly defeated and killed again. Deceased.
A Tyrant's Helm-wearing Soldier who worked alone and thought he was a real viking. First seen randomly pressing buttons in Offblast, and later challenging and losing miserably to a Heavy in Gravel Pit, who promptly killed him. Deceased.
A Spine-Chilling Skull-wearing Soldier who commanded a large troop in Harvest. He was strong and durable, but was annoyed by Spy and Spy and then blown up by an Expert's Ordnance Demoman. Deceased.
A Severed Head-wearing Soldier who commanded a small troop in 5Gorge. Got frustrated with his unit easily, though he seemed to have their complete loyalty. He was killed by two Ambassador-wielding Spies, who ambushed him whilst he was blinded by anger. Deceased.
A Wiki Cap-wearing Soldier who worked alone at Nucleus. Owned a "Direct Jumper Box Launcher", crafted from a Rocket Launcher, a Direct Hit, a Black Box and a Rocket Jumper. He was killed by a Shotgun-wielding Pyro. Deceased.
A Noble Amassment of Hats wearing Soldier who also worked alone at Nucleus. Acted like a shopkeeper for other BLU Soldiers. He died when his head shrank for no reason. Deceased.
A Hero's Hachimaki-wearing, devoted Soldier who would do everything to protect his "box" (an Aperture Science's Weighted Storage Cube) from anyone, especially Demomen. Deceased.
A Defiant Spartan-wearing Soldier who works alone. Upgraded Oluapland to DirectX 9 by kicking a Dispenser off Gravel Pit's final control point. He appears to be tougher than other Soldiers, having survived falling off the same building. Alive.
A Stahlhelm-wearing Soldier who was sent on a mission to capture Jane Doe's wife, Gardevoir. He was killed by Official Heavy when he refused to surrender. Deceased.
A Battle Bob-wearing Soldier who commanded a small force at Lumberyard and tried to attack OluapPlayer's laboratory, but failed miserably and got killed by Gentlemanly Demo and Vortibill. Deceased.
A Sergeant's Drill Hatted Soldier who commanded a small force in Freight. He and his force fought a group of Nnnngh Snipers over the map's center control point. He liked to lead from the front, though he paid for it when he was given a headshot. Deceased.
The rogue Thieving Tin Soldier who leads a horde of robots and has plans to destroy Oluapland once and for all. Status unknown.

Non-Soldier Members

Although rare, at least few people who are members of the army are not Soldiers, but they are still members of BLU Team. Here are some notable examples:

A BLU Medic commanding a small troop to steal hats at Harvest. He was obsessed with hats and became happy and cocky when he had a mountain of hats on his head. He was killed by Official Heavy when the latter was still known as Familiar Heavy.
A Pyromancer's Mask-wearing BLU Pyro and commander of a small but strong troop which was on a mission to take over King Demoman's castle. A wizard, summoner and necromancer, he could shoot flames from his hands, raise the dead, and summon a gigantic, winged, fire-spitting Dragon. He was defeated along with his company by Demopan, but he survived the incident. He later confronted Official Heavy face-to-face during a raid on the BLU Soldier base at Gullywash, but was easily killed in the process.
A BLU Spy with a RED L'Inspecteur, Spectre's Spectacles, Something Special for Someone Special and a Tournament Medal, who assisted the soldier battalion fighting the Nnnngh Snipers on Freight. He was very skilled at his job, but he was arrogant and he usually made stupid mistakes, one of which eventually got him and the soldiers killed. Deceased.
BLU Pyrogun has served the Thieving BLU Soldier Army at least once in their history, where it served as a guard in the BLU base of Gullywash. He was first used by the Thieving Tin Soldier, who completed him and used him as a lieutenant in his robot army as part of his plans to destroy Oluapland. Due to it constantly changing masters, it is possible that the Soldiers will employ BLU Pyrogun again when they have the chance.

Trivia

The Thieving BLU Soldiers are great fans of Seeldier and usually try to mimic him.
Jane Doe himself was a Thieving BLU Soldier once, until he reformed and became a member of RED.
This video inspired the creation of the Thieving BLU Soldiers. Another inspiration was the fact OluapPlayer was sided with the Demomen during the WAR! Update and wanted to portray Soldiers as silly, incompetent enemies.

Notable Videos

By the creator of the Freak

By the community

Derpy VS The Gang of 10 Greeds - Parts 2, 3, 8, 9 and 10
Meet the Official Heavy
One hell of a Christmas!(Flashback) (Cameo)