Thieving BLU Soldiers

Thieving BLU Soldiers
Origin
Creator	OluapPlayer
Creation	September 23, 2010
Debut	Some random Gmod video on Badlands
Characteristics
Type	Thieves
Alignment	Neutral Evil
Attitude	Kleptomaniacal
Fighting style	All ranges
Abilities	Soldier arsenal Weapon spam Sheer numbers
Status
Status	Stealing hats
Occupation	Thieves
Superiors	Commander Private
Allies	BLU Gentlemanly Demo
Enemies	Official Heavy Spy and Spy Nnnngh Snipers Jane Doe

"Your ASS did not prepare you for the level of violence
you'll meet on my DICK!"

―Commander Private threatens Oluapland's habitants

The Thieving BLU Soldiers are an evil organization composed by TF2 Freaks who steal hats from people all around Oluapland and act as the major antagonistic faction in the series.

Overview

The army is mostly composed by BLU Team Soldiers. They are known for always being in groups and always shouting nonsense such as "SEE!", "YES!", "PAIN", "SEY!" (Yes backwards), "DICK!", etc. and also are known to make very distorted smiles. They could be seen as the BLU team counterparts of the Nnnngh Snipers.

The lowest ranking troops look completely standard, while others, usually higher ranking Soldiers, wear the Gentle Manne's Service Medal along with a certain Soldier Hat. These usually lead the hatless ones around their missions at stealing hats.

Their main objective is to obtain hats by stealing them from their original owners. The high number of soldiers in the army make them fairly effective in their job. If someone fights back or refuses to give his hat easily, the soldier will fight back using any weapon from the regular Soldier equipment, mainly rocket launchers, shotguns and melee weapons. They have a tendency to fire their apparently endless supply in a lightning fast succession.

Notable Members

Commander Private

Commander Private

Commander Private is the maximum leader of the Thieving BLU Soldier Army.

Equipped with the Soldier's Stash, Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe and the Fancy Dress Uniform, Private was the very first Thieving BLU Soldier, and leads his troops to certain spots of all of Oluapland.

He is the most powerful Soldier of the entire army, and is known to be very skilled in sword combat. His physical strength greatly surpasses those of his army, seeing as he is capable of wrestling against Official Heavy himself.

Commander Private is the only Thieving BLU Soldier capable of respawning. He has been killed at least twice in the past. 

Sergeants

• A Grenadier's Softcap Soldier armed with a Black Box who leads a troop in Fastlane. Holds an extreme anger towards hippies. Deceased.
• A Chieftain's Challenge wearing Soldier leading a large troop in Target. Uses dirty tricks to defend himself and only himself. Deceased.
• An Exquisite Rack wearing Soldier, right hand man of a Pyromancer Mask-wearing Pyro in his mission to take down King Demoman's castle. First killed by Demopan, he was later revived as a zombie to fight Official Heavy, but was quickly defeated again. Deceased.
• A Tyrant's Helm wearing Soldier who works alone. First seen randomly pressing buttons in Offblast, and later challenging and losing to a Heavy in Gravel Pit. He thinks he's a Viking himself. Deceased.
• A Spine-Chilling Skull wearing Soldier who commands a large troop in Harvest. He was strong and durable, but was annoyed by Spy and Spy and then killed by an Expert's Ordnance Demoman. Deceased.
• A Max's Severed head wearing Soldier who commands a small troop in 5Gorge. Very disappointed of his unit. Deceased.
• A Wiki Cap wearing Soldier who works alone in Nucleus. Owns a "Direct Jumper Box Launcher", crafted from a Rocket Launcher, a Direct Hit, a Black Box and a Rocket Jumper. Deceased.
• A Noble Massment of Hats wearing Soldier who also works alone in Nucleus. Acts like a shopkeeper for other BLU Soldiers. Deceased.
• A Hero's Hachimaki wearing, devoted Soldier who will do everything to protect his "box" (an Aperture Science's Weighted Storage Cube) from any being around, expecially Demomen. Deceased.
• A Defiant Spartan wearing Soldier who works alone. Turned Oluapland into DirectX 9 by kicking a dispenser off a building. Alive.
• A Stahlhelm wearing Soldier sent in a mission to capture Jane Doe's wife. Deceased.
• A Battle Bob wearing Soldier who commanded a small force at Lumberyard, and tried to attack OluapPlayer's laboratory. Deceased.
• A Sergeant's Drill Hat commanding a small force in Freight. He and his force fought a group of Nnnngh Snipers over the map's center control point. Deceased.
• A Tin Soldier set-equipped rogue Soldier who leads a horde of robots. Status unknown.

Non-Soldier Members

Although rare, at least few people who are members of the army are not Soldiers, but they are still members of BLU Team.

• A BLU Medic commanding a small troop to steal hats in Harvest. He's obsessed with hats and becomes happy and cocky when he feels a mountain of hats on his head. He was killed by Familiar Heavy, the Official Heavy of the past.
• A Pyromancer's Mask wearing BLU Pyro and commander of a small but strong troop to a mission to take over King Demoman's castle. A wizard, summoner and necromancer, he can shoot flames from his hands, raise the dead, and his most terryfing spell is to summon a gigantic, winged, fire-spitting Dragon. He was defeated along with his company by Demopan, but he survived the incident. He later confronted Official Heavy up front, but was killed in the process.
• A BLU Spy wearing L'Inspecteur, Spectre's Spectacles, Something Special for Someone Special and a Tournament Medal. He is very skilled at his job, but he is arrogant and he usually makes stupid mistakes. Deceased.

Trivia

• The Thieving BLU Soldiers are great fans of Seeldier and usually try to mimic him.
• Jane Doe himself was a Thieving BLU Soldier once, until he reformed into becoming a member of RED.
• This video inspired the creation of the Thieving BLU Soldiers.

Notable Videos

By the creator of the Freak

• Some random Gmod video on Badlands
• Some random Gmod video on Harvest
• Some random Gmod video on Target
• The Nucleus of Nucleus
• Some random Gmod video on 5Gorge
• The Death of DirectX 81
• Official Heavy rescues an innocent female
• Official Heavy punches his way through Hydro
• Some random Gmod video on Freight
• Intelligent Heavy Goes to Oluapland
• Freak vs Machine: Prologue
• Tales of Official and Doe

By the community

• Derpy VS The Gang of 10 Greeds- Part 2
• Derpy VS The Gang of 10 Greeds - Part 3
• Meet the Official Heavy