Creator SarisKhan
Creation February 3, 2012
Debut Soljah
Type Freak
Alignment Chaotic Neutral
Attitude Erratic, cheerful
Fighting style Ranged
Abilities Instant regeneration
Crotchet Launcher
Spitting grenades
Status Alive
Allies Stu Pidface
Enemies Schniper

Soljah is a bizarre beta-style BLU Soldier TF2 Monster. He was created by YouTube user SarisKhan.

His theme is Neverhood OST - Olley Oxen Free.

Behaviour and Personality

Soljah is completely unpredictable and somewhat awkward. He seems to be perpetually cheerful, regardless of what happens to him or around him. He has a tendency to emit asthmatic noises at random, and he also has a penchant for eating maggots.

He gets along well with other crazy Freaks, like Stu Pidface or EnGeR.

Soljah moves in a way reminescent of Painis Cupcake, complete with sickening sounds of breaking bones. However, rather than sliding across all surfaces, he adopts numerous odd poses when walking, often screaming loudly while doing so.

Powers and Abilities

Despite his goofy nature, Soljah is not totally defenceless and may be described as a "lethal joke character". His increased healing factor allows him to quickly recover from grave wounds, regrow lost limbs and even survive decapitation.

He usually attacks with a retractable, crotch-mounted Original. He is also able to regurgitate grenades. In fact, he is as powerful as Proto-Sodine used to be.

Faults and Weaknesses

  • Soljah is generally oblivious to all kinds of threats, and as such is vulnerable to relentless and hostile TF2 Freaks like Christian Brutal Sniper or Vagineer.
  • While he is not completely harmless, he lacks destructive power and is easily outclassed by numerous combat-oriented Freaks.


  • Apart for several tweaks, Soljah embodies Soldine's early goofy and bizarre nature, which the latter has mostly outgrown and replaced with a more serious and ruthless personality.
  • Some of Soljah's quirks are based on Schniper's unusual behaviour.
  • While he is somewhat similar to the Agreeable Soldier, the two Freaks are completely unrelated concept-wise.

Notable Videos

By the creator of the Freak

By the community

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