|Creation||13 Mar 2012|
Rapid Ground Slide
"I am Robot Cupcake"
He is one of the most underrated TF2 Freaks to ever come to the TF2 Freak World.
His heroic stance theme is Farewell to Bucky by Alan Silvestri
Robot Cupcake takes the form of a RED Soldier. The key differences between them are distinct: Robot never wears a helmet, and while moving he makes spinning drill noises.
Personality and Behavior
Robot is usually seen traversing the area via Rapid Ground Slide method. When he encounters someone while patrolling his perimeter (Double Cross) he stands up in a strange manner while looking at the potential trespasser.
He then proceeds with clearing the area of any unauthorised trespassers via either knocking them back with his powerful shout, or collapsing their established equipment. Robot gives first time offenders a short leeway of vacating the premises before otherwise helping them out, especially if they resist.
Once the opponent is neutralised, Robot will proceed traversing the perimeter until a new trespasser is encountered.
Robot Cupcake is a very determined individual: when he wants trespassers out of his perimeter, they get out. However, there are instances of him going out of usual way to deal with adversaries that have done him wrong in the past: Strange Scout was severely punished immediately after Robot recalled flashbacks of Strange Scout doing strange non consensual things to him.
Despite his hardline behavior towards normal characters whom he considers no more than bothersome pest, Robot Cupcake is not evil, but just very structured in a squarely nested army way. It is further evidenced by the fact that he is shown to be somewhat patient to a limited extent with non-TF2 Freaks when he wants them out of his perimeter. Unfortunately, most of them do not heed Robot's patience in timely manner, and as a result are subsequently neutralised.
Robot Cupcake is among the first Freaks in-universe terms, but has not ventured much outside of his patrol perimeter. As such, he is almost completely unknown outside of his zone. However he is undisputed overseer of his block, capable of dealing with absolutely anything that dares to defy his judgement, including even the infamous Painis Cupcake.
Powers and Abilities
Robot Cupcake is not outstandingly strong compare to other TF2 Freaks in the World, but he is one of the most, if not the most durable, and he is one of the oldest ones, which let him prove to be the superb source of protection if you can convince him you are not the trespasser and will not mess with his perimeter.Due to his mechanical lifestyle, Robot Cupcake has durability as one of his primary combat abilities. His durability coupled with his power is so great, he can easily knock people down with one or two punches, the resulting impact knocking them out. He can destroy any machinery while remaining unscathed. Moreover, his endless stamina due to being mechanical, allows him round the clock coverage, ensuring nothing loiters around for longer than he deems necessary.
If Robot detects a repeat offender, he will gain the ability to traverse walls the same way as the ground. This ability lasts until the threat has been neutralised.
Robot Cupcake has shown to be able to perform great jumps and leaps in a blink of an eye to rapidly approach his desired location. He does not take fall damage.
Faults and Weaknesses
Robot Cupcake's major weakness, like with all Artificial Intelligence units, is relative predictability. His main, if not sole purpose is to patrol the perimeter and evict the trespassers, thus those characters who have authorised their identity and purpose on the perimeter will most likely be unaffected. He does not have gut feel sense due to being a Robot, so he cannot sense a spy.
Despite his basic purpose, Robot is quite versatile at dealing with trespassers, and employs a variety of methods to dispose of them. He cares not for his enemies' abilities, only for their authorisation and purpose to be present in his perimeter. If they are unable to validate themselves, they will be dealt with swiftly.
Robot Cupcake is not a monster to avoid if a character has a verifiable business in his perimeter. Failing to present that upon request and remaining in the perimeter however will cause any trespasser to regret disputing the single minded enforced mass of durable metal that cannot be bribed, exploded, assassinated or otherwise dismissed. If by any reason trespassers do not want to engage Robot, they could try avoiding him, which is not a very difficult task. The loud spinning drill noises he emits while moving are a warning to any potential trespassers in his vicinity, thus there is often an ample opportunity for them to relocate themselves away in time.
- Robot Cupcake is the only TF2 Freak who has defeated Painis Cupcake after having been eaten by him.