| Product Man | |
| |
| Origin | |
|---|---|
| Creator | AdmiralTrainstorm |
| Creation | 17 August 2017 |
| Debut | Product Man eventually retrieves his soda Part 1 |
| Characteristics | |
| Type | Human |
| Alignment | Chaotic Neutral |
| Attitude | Determined, aggressive |
| Fighting style | Short- to mid-range |
| Abilities | Enhanced Acrobatics Enhanced Durability Enhanced Accuracy Improvisational fighting style |
| Status | |
| Status | Stranded |
| Occupation | Store owner |
| Allies | Sodeanator |
| Enemies | Boatswain Doppelganger Captain Demoman |
"Prepare to be garbage!" |
Product Man is a BLK Scout TF2 Freak created by YouTube user AdmiralTrainstorm.
Appearance[]
Product Man appears as a BLK Scout wearing Style 3 Graybanns wearing a black suit. Interestingly, Product Man appears to be a HWM model scout, though his expressions aren't as exaggerated as the typical TF2 Freak with the same model. His voice seems to change frequently, though it predominantly uses lines from Yuuki Terumi and Hazama from Blazblue.
Personality and Behavior[]
Product Man is stated to get violent very fast in the description of his debut video, and this is best seen where upon realizing that his soda machine was stolen, he immediately went to fight the people he at least suspected to believe was responsible for its disappearance, which included other freaks such as Ninjineer, Captain Demoman, Robot Engie, Gravy Guitarman, Pumpkin Soldier, Snipe, Medizard, Typewriter, the Demon Slayers, and Doppelganger.
Product Man also appears to be very self-assured in his abilities, laughing at people that challenge him to fights and making quips mid-fight, saying "Shocking!" when Robot Engie's severed arm electrocuted another person, and subsequently telling Boatswain (whom he initially believed to be Mender) he's "one cold customer" after stabbing him with one of Doppelganger's icicles. He's also very confident in his own humor, telling Boatswain that he's funny and that he shouldn't attack him.
Powers and Abilities[]
Product Man is shown to have excellent control over his own body, being way more acrobatic than the typical person. This also seems to tie in with his surprising accuracy with his wrench where he's able to kick it at people then catch it. He also appears to be a fighting savant, able to effectively use anything he picks up or grabs hold of as a weapon, which includes num-chuks, axes, televisions, and flag posts.
Product Man also appears to be unexpectedly strong. For instance, he was shown to have killed a BLU Heavy with a single elbow drop and threw a BLU Spy and his bike into the air. In the same breath, he also has an observable combustive ability where he's also shown blowing up the BLU Spy by merely tackling him back into the ground.
Product Man is also shown to be unreasonably durable, with his biggest feat being crash landing from space to Earth unharmed and surviving massive explosions.
Though this is more of a minor ability, Product Man has some sort of fourth wall awareness, reacting and responding to audience reaction to his jokes.
Faults and Weaknesses[]
Product Man is noticeably easy to take off guard. This is first shown when he is sneak attacked on the moon because he had gotten distracted by Sodeanator's fight, then once again when Boatswain tricks Product Man into believing that he was placated before sucker punching him and revealing himself, and it's shown again when Dennis is able to sneak attack him in the middle of the final fight.
He's also shown to be a very inexperienced fighter, where sometimes his own techniques will backfire on him: case in point where he is shown accidentally blowing himself up with the Demoman's sticky grenade launcher.