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Official Heavy
Creator OluapPlayer
Creation October 16, 2010
Debut Some random Gmod
video on Harvest
Type Enhanced human
Alignment Lawful Good
Attitude Serious, focused
Fighting style All ranges
Abilities Great strength
Enhanced endurance
Considerable arsenal

Dalokohs Bar

Status Alive
Occupation Police officer
International spy
Allies Medizard
Jane Doe
Gentlemanly Demo
Enemies BLU Gentlemanly Demo
Thieving BLU Soldiers
Mobster Heavy

Official Heavy is a Police Officer RED Heavy TF2 Freak created by YouTube user OluapPlayer.


Official Heavy's current appearance is of a RED Heavy wearing a Wiki Cap, the Security Shades, the Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun and a License to Maim. He is known to make a characteristic "gum smile" (DS + MB face expressions) that he does almost all the time.

Personality and Behaviour

Unlike many Monsters around him, Official Heavy is quiet and intelligent, always focused on the task at hand. He is righteous and unforgiving for those who threaten the lives of innocents in both Oluapland and in all the TF2 Freak World. Also unlike most Monsters, Official Heavy knows when he is beaten, and usually will not try to fight an enemy he knows he will lose against.

His main enemies are the hordes of Thieving BLU Soldiers, especially their leader, who swarm around Oluapland. Furthermore, the BLU Gentlemanly Demo, Mobster Heavy and the BLU Nnnngh Sniper are also great threats to the good-hearted beings in Oluapland and as such are Official Heavy's enemies as well.


Official Heavy's history is a long but fascinating one. It began when he was a simple RED Heavy. All he had ever wanted was to be memorable, but everyone he met could not recognize him. On the day that he was forgotten for the last time, he lost his mind and was killed by a BLU Milkman Scout. However, he soon respawned with most of his mind back. He swore from then on to be unforgettable and, grabbing a Familiar Fez and two SMGs, renamed himself Familiar Heavy.

Familiar Heavy.

Familiar Heavy was an idol to Heavies everywhere. He punished hat thieves, exorcised evil spirits, and singlehandedly annihilated entire armies. Unfortunately, his Familiar Fez eventually fell into legal trouble with the real Familiar Heavy and was fired. Familiar Heavy was deeply saddened, but a RED Scout offered him a Wiki Cap and some Security Shades, absolutely free of charge. As the now-nameless Heavy would not let the loss stop him from living his dream, as well as desiring to become legally acceptable, unlike his old hat, he became Official Heavy and set out to continue his occupation. He is currently an honorary international Freelance Police officer and a spy, and a loose cannon amongst all loose cannons.

At one point of his career, Official Heavy confronted his archenemy Commander Private for the first time and destroyed his base at Gullywash. During that mission he also met Gentlemanly Demo and the BLU Soldier who would later become his friend, Jane Doe.

Powers and Abilities

Official Heavy is a powerful fighter in terms of both weapons and bare hands. His favourite weapons are a pair of standard SMGs, but he is capable of using other guns such as miniguns, shotguns, and rocket launchers as well. He is several times stronger than a regular Heavy and can withstand much more damage than one too.

In addition, Official Heavy is also capable of killing enemies by taunting with his fists ("POW! HAHA!") like a normal Heavy. Another of his favourite moves is to slam his enemy's face against his steel jaw, which usually breaks the bones of the foe's mouth.

Official Heavy can also turn himself into a Dalokohs Bar, so he can travel faster and fit through small spaces. Exactly how he can achieve this is unknown.

Faults and Weaknesses

Despite being a hulking brawler with a vast arsenal, Official Heavy has a couple of weaknesses. Unlike most other Freaks, he lacks any kind of special power except for his Dalokohs Transformation, which is not useful in combat.

  • Official Heavy is overconfident and underestimates his enemies often. A clever enemy can use this to outsmart and ambush him.
  • While he is substantially stronger and tougher than a normal Heavy, there is still a limit to how much damage Official Heavy can take.
  • In his Dalokohs Bar form Official Heavy can be killed by just simply being eaten.

Freak Fights

Participants Video Result
Familiar Heavy vs. Thieving BLU Soldiers Some random Gmod video on Harvest Win
Familiar Heavy vs. BLU Nnnngh Sniper Some random Gmod video on Harvest Loss
Official Heavy vs. Caberneer Official Heavy Loss
Official Heavy vs. single Thieving BLU Soldier Official Heavy rescues an innocent female Win
Official Heavy vs. Thieving BLU Soldiers Official Heavy punches his way through Hydro Win
Official Heavy vs. Thieving BLU Soldiers Tales of Official and Doe Win
Official Heavy vs. BLU Pyrogun Tales of Official and Doe Win
Official Heavy vs. Thieving BLU Soldiers Meet the Official Heavy Win
Official Heavy vs. Piss Cakehole & Dragh Vundabar Piss Cakehole VS Dragh Vundabar (Part 2) Win
Official Heavy vs. Destroyer Endgame Loss


  • Official Heavy apparently knows how to speak Vaginese, as one of his catchphrases, "It was long trip!", is spoken backwards by him. His face also gains a distinct "vagified" distortion to it when he speaks at times.
  • The original version, Familiar Heavy was changed to Official Heavy because of copyright reasons. It was believed that the Familiar Heavy belonged to TF2Coverop (possibly because it looked like his TF2sona).
  • Official Heavy has an evil counterpart called Mobster Heavy.

Notable Videos

By the creator of the Freak

By the community

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