Official Heavy
Creator OluapPlayer
Creation October 16, 2010
Debut Some random Gmod
video on Harvest
Type Enhanced human
Alignment Lawful Good
Attitude Serious, focused
Fighting style Melee and mid-range
Abilities Endurance

Dalokoh's Bar

Status Alive
Killed several times
Occupation Police officer
International spy
Allies Medizard
Enemies Thieving BLU Soldiers

"Pirt gnoool saw ti!"
Official Heavy, after traveling

Official Heavy is a TF2 Freak, a cop Heavy created by YouTube user OluapPlayer.


Official Heavy's current appearance is of a RED Heavy wearing a Wiki Cap, the Security Shades, the Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun and a License to Maim. He is known for making a characteristic "Gum Smile" (DS + MB face expressions) that he does almost all the time.

Behaviour and Personality

Unlike the Monsters around him, Official Heavy is quiet and intelligent, focused on the task at hand. He is righteous and unforgiving for those who threaten the lives of innocents in both Oluapland and in all the Team Fortress 2 World. Also unlike most Monsters, Official Heavy knows when he's beaten, and won't try to fight an enemy he knows he'll lose against.

His main enemies are the hordes of Thieving BLU Soldiers, and especially their leader, who swarm around Oluapland. Furthermore, the BLU Gentlemanly Demo and the BLU Nnnngh Sniper are also great enemies of the good-hearted beings in Oluapland and as such are Official Heavy's enemies too.


Official Heavy's history is a long but fascinating one. It began when he was a simple RED Heavy. All he had ever wanted was to be memorable, but everyone he met couldn't recognize him. On the day that he was forgotten for the last time, he lost his mind and was killed. However, he soon respawned with most of his mind back. He swore from then on to be unforgettable and, grabbing a Familiar Fez and two SMGs, renamed himself Familiar Heavy.

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Familiar Heavy

Familiar Heavy was an idol to Heavies everywhere. He punished hat thieves, exorcised evil spirits, and singlehandedly annihilated armies. Unfortunately, his hat eventually fell into legal trouble and was fired. Familiar heavy went deeply saddened, but a RED Scout offered him a Wiki cap and some security shades, absolutely for free. As the now-nameless Heavy wouldn't let this stop him from living his dream, as well as desiring to become legally acceptable, unlike his old hat, he became Official Heavy and set out to continue his occupation. He is currently an honorary international Freelance Police officer and spy, and a loose cannon among loose cannons.

Powers and Abilities

Official Heavy is a powerful fighter in both weapons and bare hands. His favorite weapons are a pair of SMGs, but he is capable of using weapons such as miniguns, shotguns, and rocket launchers as well. He's several times stronger than a regular Heavy, and can sustain much more damage than one too. He is also capable of killing enemies by taunting with his fists ( "POW! HAHA!") like a normal Heavy. Another of his favorite abilities is slamming his enemy's face against his steel jaw, which usually breaks the bones of the foe's mouth.

Official Heavy can also turn himself into a Dalokohs Bar, so he can travel faster and fit through small spaces. Exactly how he can do this is unknown.

Faults and Weaknesses

  • Official Heavy can sometimes allow his ego to blind him of the dangers around him, making him an easy target.
  • While very tough and strong, there is a limit to how much damage Official Heavy can take.
  • In his Dalokohs Bar form, Official Heavy can be killed by simply being eaten.


  • Official Heavy apparently knows how to speak Vaginese, as one of his catchphrases, "It was long trip", is spoken backwards by him. His face also gains a "vagi" distortion to it when he speaks at times.
  • The original version, Familiar heavy was changed to Official Heavy because of copyright reasons. It was believed that the Familiar Heavy belonged to TF2Coverop (possibly because it looked like his TF2sona).

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