Locations

"We go together and visit entire world!" — Intelligent Heavy and Spyper plan adventures in the TF2 Freak World

The TF2 Freak World, despite looking like the actual world of Team Fortress 2, cannot be really considered the same. While regular mercenaries seem to appear there as well, it is mostly inhabited by the large number Monsters and Freaks that go about their daily business.

This page aims to collect all of the places where there have been significant happenings involving Freaks and Monsters, as well as describing lands exclusive to said Monsters.

TF2 Maps

2Fort

Soljah, Icy Spy, Sewer Medic and Heavydile in 2Fort.

• The home of numerous Freaks (Painis Cupcake, Ass Pancakes, Soupcock Porkpie, Piss Cakehole, the Bugler, Soljah, etc.).
• Sewer Medic has taken possesion of 2Fort's sewers, claiming them as a home that no one can get through.
• The TF2 Freak Fights of Painis Cupcake against the Bugler Vagineer & Heavydile against the RED Sewer Medic took place here.
• The Vagi Series and The Snyphurr saga (the latter initially) take place there.
• Weaselcake is forcibly created by a beta-RED Soldier and a certain Medic down in the RED base, before escaping out into the freak world.
• Nnnngh Snipers were first sighted in the RED base.
• First sortie of Ghost.
• Dic Soupcan was hired by the Administrator to attack both teams on this map during the Siege of the Freaks.
• This was the first map Pencer invaded during the Mecha Madness.
• 15 different Soldier freaks gathered here to pay respects to their late voice actor Rick May
• blu's side was used for quintaheavy's base of opperation in the freak fortress 2 movie

Badlands

• Thieving BLU Soldiers were first sighted around the RED spire.
• First appearance of Nightmare Medic and King Caberface.
• The Administrator & Ninja Spy hired Christian Brutal Sniper to attack both teams on this map during the Siege of the Freaks.

Badwater Basin

• Melonman and Teethineer are primarily seen here throughout their ARG.

Bigrock

• Doc Jarate, before his transformation, led his team to mine for two strange red and blue substances that ultimately led to his and Weaselcake's freakish transformations.

Borneo

• Bombgineer first appears here and rescues a RED Demoman in need.

Brazil

• The first appearance of the Ugly Spy.

Coal Town

• The famous "Mann Vs Mem" battle took place at the frontlines of Coal Town.

Coldfront

• The secret lair of Cybormedic lies in the depths of the BLU base.
• The portal leading to Dr. Schadenfreude's laboratory seems to be located there as well.
• The Evolved Vagineer has made his hideout/laboratory in the inner levels of the RED base.
• Drunk Monk had his first battle with CyborSniper here.
• Demo Samedi attacked the mercenaries on this map, only to be stopped by Medizard.

Cursed Cove

• Doppelganger slaughtered countless Freaks here. Including Karate Sniper, his student, two Schnipers, the RED Paintraingineer, FaG Scout, & Iris.

Decoy

• Infierno and the Men of Mystery were looking for something in there, but were interrupted by the first known arrival of Reaper, who defeated them. Soul Scout also appeared there for the first time.

Degroot Keep

• Seeman had his TF2 Freak Fight with Dic Soupcan here.
• Private Funnyman became what he is nowadays while trying to encourage the BLU team to fight.
• Demopan's place of birth, and presumably also his home.

District

• Tella found Razor, Golem, and Shriek here and offered them all a chance to join her and Pencer. After they refused, they all battled her and Robosol.

Doomsday

• Orangeman, Ghost, & Medizard all battled Piss Cakehole here.

Double Cross

• Another known location inhabited by Sewer Medics. The BLU Sewer Medic was also hired by Ninja Spy to attack any unfortunate mercenaries here during the Siege of the Freaks.
• A Cursed Australium ingot resided in the intelligence Room. A certain Engineer touched it, and its energy transformed him into the very first Vagineer.
• The events crucial to the origins of Madic, Orangeman and Mastermind Vagineer as TF2 Freaks took place there.
• This is also the place where Painis Cupcake fulfilled his revenge after defeating The Bugler in Painis Cupcake's Revenge Part 3.
• The God Cow can be spotted here more often than anywhere else.
• The place where Painis Cupcake and Sewer Medic met for the first time.
• Trashmann first appeared here.

Dustbowl

• Ninja Spy first appeared here.
• A teleporter in the RED Base leads to Tophat Island, the lair of the criminal mastermind, BLU Gentlemanly Demo.
• Home of Jane Doe and his family.
• Home of Spy and Spy.
• Cave Heavy was born in the caves of Dustbowl
• Solgineer and Up High Spy's first appearance was in the second map near the first control point.
• This map was once brutally attacked by Demo Ballseye & Dr. Texas.

Eyeaduct

• This map is home to MONOCULUS, who once battled a RED Vagineer here & lost. The Vagineer was killed by a BLU team shortly after.
• The Underworld is located in the depths of Eyeaduct. Professor Pyrowise acts as its gatekeeper after his murder at the hands of the BLU Nnnngh Sniper.
• First appearance of Erzengel and Dream Demoman.
• First appearence of Doppelganger.
• Kid Friendly Heavy's home is a manor located on an island in the Underworld.
• An extremely fierce battle between Piss Cakehole and Demo Samedi took place here.

Fastlane

• Handsome Rogue slaughtered a GRN team there, and was subsequently defeated by Energineer.

Foundry

• CyborSpy's former residence was in the BLU base.
• CyborPyro was created in CyborSpy's base.

Freight

• Another location under CyborSpy's control, which was once attacked by the Dark Australium Knights.

Frontier

• Soul Scout and Mender had a mission to investigate the murders of the mercenaries here, only to battle Nightmare Medic afterwards.

Ghost Town

• Reaper and Spanner had an intense battle against Pyre here.
• Avatar was first sighted here.

Gold Rush

• New Weapon was "born" there.

Gorge / 5Gorge

• The Australium Guardians along with CyborSpy, Dr. Van Windhoek's Students and Drunk Monk battled with Commander Bot and his RoboCybors, ultimately leading into the latter side's destruction.
• Saxton Hale, along with his Engineers and Medics, created Australium Saxton here.
• Armeni's first appearance was at the first control point.
• Bone Pyro was first spotted in the BLU spawnroom.

Gorge Event

• Ass Pancakes got into a conflict with Assbox here.

Granary

• The first recorded sightings of the Spycrab species.
• The first fight between Proto-Soldine and the Mastermind Vagineer took place here.
• The Shades' first appearance, where a battle between them and Lord DeGroot and Christian Brutal Sniper took place. Thanks to Karma Soldier's aid, the Shades won, but they turned on him when they realized he was on their hit list. Karma Soldier repeled the freak hunters with help from Private Funnyman.
• The final battle between Soldine and Destroyer took place here.
• Erzengel and Penance had a mission to kill the demons on this map, while also battling BLU Nnnngh Sniper and Infierno.

Gravel Pit

• Home of the rare Spoy species.
• Scombine is forcibly created by Heavy Trains Guy near the RED base's final control point.
• First appearance of Rex, Bob and Bob as well as the Men of Mystery.
• Magic Mann's first appearance, and also where he formed a villainous alliance with Trollscout.
• Savior's first appearance and also the location of his return.
• The first appearance of Samyro.
• The original home for the Bone Pyro, before it was ransacked by Demo Ballseye.

Gullywash

• The Thieving BLU Soldier army's original headquarters used to be in the BLU base, until it was destroyed by Official Heavy, who was on a mission to rescue Gentlemanly Demo.
• Jane Doe first met his wife, Gardevoir, outside the BLU base.

Harvest

• Familiar Heavy's first appearance.
• Weaselpie was created here by Doc Jarate, who fired an unidentified weapon at Weaselcake.
• Major Scout Guy's first appearance and subsequently his first encounter with the first form of the Evolved Vagineer

Harvest Event

• The place where Team Killer roams.
• BLU Gentlemanly Demo challenged his rival here into a heated duel, which was actually won by Pyrogun.
• The first group of MeeMs was sighted here.
• Reaper and his subordinates fought Nightmare Medic and his minions there. While Behemoth and his Men of Mystery were knocked out, Nightmare Medic succeeded in chopping off one of Reaper's hands before Soul Scout, Spanner and Mender saved his life.
• An originally ordinary BLU Demoman found a cursed voodoo doll on the outskirts of this map, which turned him into the villainous and powerful Demo Samedi.

Hightower

• Captain Demoman's first appearance.
• Countless Freaks "hired" by Armeni & Fiammetta had a major battle here during the Siege of the Freaks until Intelligent Heavy, Polite Spy, & The Agreeable Soldier broke up their fight. Later they all had to battle Spiritual Demoman, who could not be reasoned with.

Helltower

• Nightmare Medic and his servants make their lair there.
• Johann Van Windhoek, along with his his YLW and PRL students, were tasked with healing the mercenaries here, only to be intervened by CyborSpy, then later Merasmus, who put a curse on Van Windhoek.

Hoodoo

• Intelligent Heavy had his TF2 Freak Fight with Demopan here.

Hydro

• First place visited by the BLU Nnnngh Sniper after being unwillingly freed by Professor Pyrowise.
• Base location of Interesting Spy, Bob and Bob and King Caberface. First appearance of Interesting Spy and Infierno.
• First appearance of Old Bloke, and now his current home. He was once arrested here by Official Heavy for killing a critically endangered RED Anuspy.
• First appearance of CyborSniper, created by CyborSpy.

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• Home of the Bomb Bears.

Junction

• Dr. Schadenfreude's base's location.
• XanderKage's first appearance.
• Assbox's first appeared here as well.

Kong King

• The location of XanderKage's only draw at the hands of J.D Aussie.
• A climatic battle between CyborScout, Drunk Monk, Cyborneer, CyborHeavy and Major Scout Guy against CyborMedic and CyborPyro took place here, ending with CyborMedic defeated and Cyborneer heavily injured.
• Mobster Heavy made his first appearance here.

Lakeside

• Soul Scout, Spanner and Mender engaged in a heated battle with Sentinel here.
• Protagonist Soldier & Demo Ballseye first appeared here, both not far from the map's control point.

Lumberyard

Cyborneer's hideout in Lumberyard.

• The location of Cyborneer's base.
• OluapPlayer's laboratory was formerly located inside the central building, until it was raided by Thieving BLU Soldiers, who were promptly killed by Gentlemanly Demo and Vortibill.

Mann Manor

The Horseless Headless Horsemann chasing Spyper, while BLU Nnnngh Sniper watches in disbelief.

• Lair of the Horseless Headless Horsemann, who has come into conflict with numerous Freaks and Monsters, such as Intelligent Heavy, Spyper, RED Paintraingineer and BLU Nnnngh Sniper.

Mannworks

• The Cybor vs Machine battle took place here.
• First appearance of the Commander Bot.
• This is where the Giant Pyrogun Bot began its rampage.

Mountain Lab

• Painis Cupcake hunted down Weaselcake here in his journey for revenge.
• Karate Sniper's favorite training place, where he trains his pupil.
• Madic's former home when he was helplessly insane. Later used by the Mastermind Vagineer to amplify his powers until his plan was thwarted by Soldine, Orangeman and the now-reformed Madic.
• Pyrogun's place of creation.
• Ninja Spy rescued a BLU Heavy (Who later became Ninja Heavy) from a horde of RED Snipers here.

Nightfall

• Soul Scout and Spanner fought against Behemoth and a group of Men of Mystery there. The fight ended with Behemoth immobilized against a wall and then him being berated by Sentinel.

Nucleus

• Pancake Man's first rescue mission took place here.
• Stealth Keg's place of creation and off-duty hangout.

Offblast

• First appearance of Christian Brutal Sniper, the Caberneers, and the Medibirds.

Pier

• Dangerous Bacon and Dr. Teeem battled to the death over a burrito here, only for RubberFruit to claim the burrito.

Pipeline

• Spyper had his TF2 Freak Fight with Christian Brutal Sniper here.
• BLU Nnnngh Sniper met Nightmare Medic here for the first time.

Powerhouse

• A map patrolled by CyborSpy and his drones, who were intercepted by CyborScout, Soldine, & a HECU squadron.

Process

• Drunk Monk's late sensei sent him & CyborScout here to search for CyborSniper. Shortly after CyborSniper agreed to help them, they were attacked by Tella.

Ravine

• Painis Cupcake hunted down Dic Soupcan here during his revenge quest.
• The location of TelroSpy's first appearance.

Sawmill

• Scuttlebucket was first sighted here.
• This was the place Warrior was killed by Nightmare Medic.
• Demo Samedi went to battle Spy Samedi and reclaim his powers here.

Standin

• This map was invaded by Thieving BLU Soldiers, who at the time, hired Campoman & FaG Scout. They were all quickly defeated by Major Scout Guy.

Steel

• Pootis Man has his home set up in the corridors between point A and D. Sometimes his Father stays there, too.

Suijin

• An odd RED Soldier here asked his Medic to transform him into a foot, turning him into American Boot.

Swiftwater

• First appearance of the Trollscout.
• A heated battle between the Unusual RED team & Mr. Baguette took place here.
• Soldine was ordered by the Administrator to attack both teams on this map during the Siege of the Freaks.

Target

• Major Scout Guy's training base, once used by him and Orangeman for early training during their time at HECU. It was also the first encounter between him and the newly created ORG Vagineer.

Thunder Mountain

• Spengineer's favorite wandering place.
• The first appearance of the Mann of Mystery.

Turbine

• Pencer made his first appearance here.
• The Cakineers make their base on this map, 104 years in the future.

Watchtower

• The Epic Scout became who he is now on this map.
• Spy of Influence appeared there for the first time.
• Gentlemanly Demo was "born" there after crafting his Scotsman's Stovepipe, his most treasured possession.
• Iris lives in the tower of this map.

Well

• Painis Cupcake began his quest for vengeance here by killing Christian Brutal Sniper, Seeman, and Seeldier.
• EnGeR's first appearance was here along with the RED EnGeR
• Mastermind is currently operating in the RED Base of the CTF version.
• Crazy Machine emerged from a RED dispenser here after a BLU Spy sapped a RED sentry.
• Fiammetta first appeared on the central control point.

Yukon

• Official Heavy's "Meet the Team" video took place here.

Other Steam Games

Aperture Science

Game: Portal.

• Cremapyro's lair and domain.
• Abstract Spy's place of creation and home.
• Infected Germedic's home until his death.

Cathedral

Game: Pirates, Vikings and Knights II.

• Location of an ancient Australian temple filled with Australium treasures. Formerly BLU Nnnngh Sniper's prison until he was accidentally freed by Professor Pyrowise.
• The pit serves as the lair of a giant Engina and its thrall, the Scorpion Vagineer.

Construct

Game: Garry's Mod.

• The blank white area serves as an alternate dimension known as "Dimensioneer", where most inhabitants are Engineers with headswaps. Ruled by the RED Paintraingineer.

Office

Game: Counter-Strike: Source

• Familiar Heavy's hat was fired and replaced with a Wiki Cap in here after a lawsuit from the real Familiar Heavy, leading to the creation of Official Heavy.

Custom Maps

2Fort 2012 Night

• A dilapidated, haunted pocket-dimension version of regular 2Fort, created after Vagipyro's final battle with the RED Gunslinger Vagineer. Pyre lived here until he left after going on a killing spree inside the BLU base.

2Fort Saraya2 Night

• Another parallel dimension variant of the ordinary 2Fort, perpetually dark and sombre. Apparently, this is Slender Mann's dwelling.

2Skyscraper

• The location of HECU Headquarters.

Apartments

• Splatterscout's apartment, which is located in Big City.

Atomic

• Painis Vagicake was created here in an underground lab.

Basilica Magna

• Apparent origin of Nightmare Medic and his Disciples.

Big City

• Large metropolitan area. One staging area of a fight between a rogue Vagineer, Scunt and other characters.
• Blockgineer can be found here more often than anywhere else.
• Friendly Scout's home
• SomeCleanTrash lives in the garbage dump as he is often seen there, but he might be seen in other places of the city.
• Splatterscout lives in an apartment here.

Catacombs

• Edo Soldier's place of activation.

Decker

CyborSpy's Carrier on Decker.

• CyborSpy's new base is situated in a BLU aircraft carrier.
• The Commander Bot was reactivated in CyborSpy's base.

Drogentote

• Location of the Teufort General Hospital, run by Dr. Johann Van Windhoek.

Evo City

• Large metropolitan area, similar to Big City. Stage of the fight between Soldine and Handsome Rogue. The former lives in a big house in the suburban area of the city.
• Evo City Correctional Facility is located somewhere there. Several Freaks were imprisoned here after being defeated by the HECU, Soldine or other, such as Madic, Demopan, Dic Soupcan, BLU Gentlemanly Demo and CyborMedic. Robosol was held here at HECU's hopes of reprogramming the cyborg to fight on their side, but was reactivated and broken out by Tella.
• Anuspies apparently live in the forests on the outskirts of the city.

Glacier

• The area Medizard usually looks after.
• The FaG Scout resurfaced here.

Hunted

• Demopan and a large dinosaur-like monster called Lizzie fought a Heavy, a Medic and a Soldier in an attempt of defending a BLU Spy in possession of a powerful Golden Sandvich. However, both Demopan and Lizzie were defeated, with Demopan fading away after the Medic "killed" his Frying Pan.

Lair

• A large volcanic island known as "Tophat Island" serves as BLU Gentlemanly Demo and BLU Paintraingineer's base of operations.
• BLU Pyrogun was created by the Thieving Tin Soldier here.
• LavaSpy and his Groudon inhabit the depths of the volcano.
• Used to be Edo Soldier's headquarters until recently.

Middle of Nowhere

• Pencer hacked into 2fort's spawnrooms so that anyone who gets killed in 2fort respawns in this map.

Necro Urban

• An abandoned and quarantined section of the Evo City, invaded by zombies. Soldine and Orangeman fought battles against Team ZOM and Robosol there.
• Knivehand's most recent haunt. It's unknown if he left before the Team ZOM battle or came along after.

Oilrig

• A large oilrig in the middle of the ocean, only accessed by a secret teleporter in Mannworks. Home of Pencer's laboratory and headquarters.

Quarry

• Dr. Schadenfreude's main office is located here.

Science

• A large laboratory belonging to Pencer where he conducts most of his experiments. The gigantic, robotic Pyrogun was created here.

Shady Peak

• Location of the MeeM Forests, homeland of the MeeM species.

Stratocorp

• The Mastermind Vagineer's base. He resurrected Team ZOM, Robosol and Handsome Rogue in there. It is currently deserted after his defeat and apparent death at the hands of Soldine.