Dick Sandvich
Creation 15 January 2010
Debut Dick Sandvich
rapes someone
Type Idiot
Alignment Chaotic Neutral
Attitude Erratic
Fighting style Ranged
Abilities "Weapon"
Weaknesses Stupidity
Status Repeatedly dying
Allies Ass Pancakes
Enemies Nuclear Scout

Dick Sandvich is a mentally challenged BLU Heavy TF2 Freak. He was originally created by YouTube user AJMZXFC, but adopted and redefined by TheInvertedShadow and AdmiralTrainstorm, both in radically different ways from each other.

Appearance and Personality

Dick Sandvich appears to be a fairly regular BLU Heavy who wears a matching Tough Guy's Toque.

He is a mentally challenged, or even insane person. He proudly uses a RED Blutsauger which he always calls his "Weapon". He has an odd way of walking, usually with his arms flailing in the air or suddenly doing backlifts. He also sometimes has a tendency to speak in different voices, such as that of a Demoman.

Powers and Abilities

Being truly insane, Dick is not really a good fighter, but he does have some traits that make him capable of battling other Freaks.

His beloved "Weapon" shoots an energy laser which can electrocute and damage cyborgs, androids and robots, as well as being able to produce medium explosions if they hit organic beings.

Like regular Heavies, he can use his Showdown taunt to do high damage to regular mercenaries.

Faults and Weaknesses

His mental instability does not let him stand his ground against mid and high rank Freaks due to his stupidity, inattention, lack of common sense and overall ineptitude. Additionally, he does not seem to be able to take out his "Weapon" without screaming its name first, thus rendering him unable to sneak on enemies.


  • Dick Sandvich's sexuality is somewhat questionable. In his introductory statement, he claims to be homosexual, yet in more than one video, he is portrayed as the lover of Kami (who is clearly a woman), thus making him heterosexual or bisexual.
  • His name followed a humorous trend of giving characters a first name of a certain body part and a surname of a kind of food, following suit of Painis Cupcake. Other notable examples are Dic Soupcan and Ass Pancakes.

Notable Videos

By the creator of the Freak

By TheInvertedShadow

By AdmiralTrainstorm

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