| Crazy Machine | |
| File:Crazy machine.jpg | |
| Origin | |
|---|---|
| Creator | ASpider25 |
| Creation | 2 April 2010 |
| Debut | Heavy meets Crazy Machine |
| Characteristics | |
| Type | Screamer |
| Alignment | Chaotic Neutral |
| Attitude | Capricious,erratic |
| Fighting style | Just about any range |
| Abilities | *Sonic Scream
|
| Status | |
| Status | Alive |
"I'm Kray-ZEE-MAH-shayn!"
-Crazy Machine
Crazy Machine is a BLU-and-green Ubered-looking Engineer TF2 Freak created by ASpider25. It is the mortal enemy of Mutated Burger.
Bio
A walking anomaly, Crazy Machine is something that simply shouldn't exist, said to be the result of a glitch in the space-time continuum itself. It just appeared out of the blue one day, spawning from an otherwise unremarkable RED Dispenser, and began attacking every Spy in the area (as well as several innocent people that it came across). To this day, Crazy Machine remains one of the most enigmatic Freaks in the TF2 universe.
Peculiarly, there have been instances where Crazy Machine willingly comes to the aid of people when they're in danger. However, in most of these situations Crazy Machine inexplicably attacks the people it saves as soon as the previous threat has been eliminated.
Crazy Machine's speech is considerably odd. It speeds up and changes pitch with no distinguishable pattern.
Abilities
Crazy Machine's sonic scream is very powerful and can deal a lot of damage, so much that it could defeat even Snyphurr, whose gaze it was somehow immune to. Consequently, it is one of the very few who have survived Snyphurr's dreaded stone gaze.
Crazy Machine is also gifted with many mysterious powers that involve the exertion and manipulation of energy similar to electricity and plasma (Crazy Machine may actually be partially made of this energy as its body is always appears to be glowing blue/green). It's been seen hurling energy balls from its palms, summoning arcs of lightning, discharging electric waves, firing lasers, and emitting strange, vibrant light.
Unusually, Crazy Machine has been shown capable of surviving huge explosions, and yet it can still be defeated easily if it is blasted by a shotgun.
Weaponry
Crazy Machine seems particularly fond of using miniguns to handle its targets, and it has wielded a wrench as a melee weapon on at least one occasion.