| Crazy Machine | |
| |
| Origin | |
|---|---|
| Creator | ASpider25 |
| Creation | April 2, 2010 |
| Debut | Heavy meets Crazy Machine |
| Characteristics | |
| Type | Anomaly |
| Alignment | Chaotic Neutral |
| Attitude | Capricious, erratic |
| Fighting style | All ranges |
| Abilities | Hypersonic Scream Energy balls Electric attacks High Resistance to Sappers |
| Status | |
| Status | Alive |
| Enemies | Mutated Burger Vagineer |
"I'm Crazy Machine!" |
Crazy Machine is a BLU-and-GRN, Übered Engineer TF2 Monster created by YouTube user ASpider25. It is the mortal enemy of Mutated Burger.
Origin
A walking anomaly, Crazy Machine is something that simply should not exist, said to be the result of a glitch in the space-time continuum itself. It just appeared out of the blue one day, spawning from an otherwise unremarkable RED Dispenser, and began attacking every Spy in the area (as well as several innocent people that it came across). To this day, Crazy Machine remains one of the most enigmatic Freaks in the TF2 universe.
Personality and Behaviour
Peculiarly, there have been instances where Crazy Machine willingly comes to the aid of people when they are in danger. However, in most of these situations Crazy Machine inexplicably attacks the people it saves as soon as the previous threat has been eliminated.
Crazy Machine's speech is considerably odd. It speeds up and changes pitch with no distinguishable pattern.
Abilities and Weaknesses
Crazy Machine's Hypersonic Scream is very powerful and can deal a lot of damage, so much that it has the potential to make heads explode. While tougher opponents (such as Snyphurr, whose gaze it resisted somehow) may be immune to this effect, it is still extremely loud and can cause ear drums to rupture.
However, unlike other Screamers (such as Sewer Medic), Crazy Machine's scream appears to take more time to cause significant damage, and is thus slightly less dangerous. Even ordinary people can be exposed to the scream for three whole seconds and not suffer any negative effects. To compensate for this drawback, Crazy Machine is seemingly able to use its Hypersonic Scream as often as it wants to and never needs to recharge.
Crazy Machine is also gifted with many mysterious powers that involve the exertion and manipulation of energy similar to electricity and plasma (Crazy Machine may actually be partially made of this energy as its body always appears to be glowing blue-green). It has been seen hurling energy balls from its palms, summoning arcs of lightning, discharging electric waves, firing lasers, and emitting strange, vibrant light.
Although it is a machine (at least to some extent), Crazy Machine resists Sappers pretty well. It clearly still takes damage (and apparently feels pain) from them, but it can easily remove attached Sappers with its own hands and get back to fighting.
Unusually, Crazy Machine has been shown capable of surviving huge explosions, and yet it can still be defeated easily if it is blasted by a shotgun.
Crazy Machine seems particularly fond of using miniguns to handle its targets, and it has wielded a wrench as a melee weapon on at least one occasion.
Trivia
- Crazy Machine is the first non-standard team TF2 Monster, as until his appearance all of them had been either RED or BLU.
- Crazy Machine is the first elemental Freak.